Recipe: Appetizing Sarah's Sexy Summer Spinach & Strawberry Salad

Sarah's Sexy Summer Spinach & Strawberry Salad.

You can have Sarah's Sexy Summer Spinach & Strawberry Salad using 5 ingredients and 8 steps. Here is how you cook that.

Prepare 2 packages of Oooohhh freshly washed spinach.
It's 1 1/2 cup of fresh cut sexy strawberries.
Prepare 1/4 cup of naughty sliced almonds.
Prepare 3/4 packages of Mmmmmmm....goat cheese.
You need 1/2 cup of (Girard's brand, but pic shows otherwise) raspberry vinigarette...not messing around on this ingredient. Seriously..

Check to see if anyone's looking..
Slowly open the packages of spinach...give them a nice cold rinse in the sink. E-Coli is not invited to this party. Now...check again if anyone is looking. Coast clear? Good. Gently pour that spinach into a large bowl. Make it a nice bowl. Spinach deserves a break after the day it's had..
Ease the strawberries onto the top of the spinach...oh yeah...that's nice...Slower...easy...that's it..
Sprinkle the hard, sliced almonds around the top. This recipe just got a little naughtier..
Ding Dong! Answer the door. Who's there? Goat Cheese, and he's ready for some action!.
Quick! Check and make sure the kids are asleep and the door is locked..
With a forceful set of hands (or one-handed if you're a pro), open that package! Take out that white, creamy substance and make sure it makes its way all around the salad bowl. Don't leave any other ingredients unsatisfied..
Take a breather, pop open that Girard's, and celebrate your sexy salad coming to life in your kitchen!.